Maura doesn’t like you very much, Casey.

the-scabbard:

Maura Isles aka A++ secret keeper.

I’m used to being alone.

aubrey-turner:

I had to edit this.. Her face just looked fab lol.

aubrey-turner:

I had to edit this.. Her face just looked fab lol.

Maura Isles in 5x06, ‘Knockout’.

scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

hope163:

smoothrayne:

hope163:

hope163:

luckypenguinbuddy:

rizzoliandislestnt:

"Well give me that bottle of rye and I’ll show you how to make a Doctor Pecker!"

When drunk Carla butted in I wanted her to flirt with or make a comment about how sexy Jane looks and have Maura look appalled and jealous then turn back to Jane and say “I’ve got to go” and rushes off before Carla can say anymore to Jane.  

Or come behind maura and say smth like
"so that is jane, the one u have been talking about all the time….ur right she’s hot!" 

Or drunk carla saying
so is that ur hot detective….. Ouh this screams for a fanfiction! With endless stories!! ;)

it was a lost Rizzles opportunity *sigh*

It
so was!! Damn it…… Carla could have been they key to rizzles………

hope163:

smoothrayne:

hope163:

hope163:

luckypenguinbuddy:

rizzoliandislestnt:

"Well give me that bottle of rye and I’ll show you how to make a Doctor Pecker!"

When drunk Carla butted in I wanted her to flirt with or make a comment about how sexy Jane looks and have Maura look appalled and jealous then turn back to Jane and say “I’ve got to go” and rushes off before Carla can say anymore to Jane.  

Or come behind maura and say smth like
"so that is jane, the one u have been talking about all the time….ur right she’s hot!"
Or drunk carla saying
so is that ur hot detective….. Ouh this screams for a fanfiction! With endless stories!! ;)

it was a lost Rizzles opportunity *sigh*

It
so was!! Damn it…… Carla could have been they key to rizzles………

Reason why Jane knows Maura is so so not to scale (she knows the real ones are much much better).